FRiendship

Friend is one, who (F)inds you in a (R)ush of people, (I)nspires you to do something in life, catch your (E)motions and (N)ever leaves you till (D)eath.

Friend

Sweetness can be defined without honey.

Fragnance can be defined without Rose.

But, friendship can't be defined without YOU.

Friends

To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

Friends

Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.

FRiendship

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

FRiendship

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

Friends

A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

Best Friends

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;/ ("v")"; /";"/
/;./ "v" './ %./
is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!!

Friendship

Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help u as u walk through life. thanks for being my size!

Friendship

Dont write your name on sand, waves will wash it. Dont write your name on sky, wind may blow it. Write your name on hearts of your friends, thats where it will stay.

Friend

We met it was Luck! We talked it was CHANCE! We became friends it was DESTINY! We are still friends it is FAITH! We will always be friends its a PROMISE!

FRiendship

Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever...

Friends

Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.

Friendship

Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Trinagle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end...

For Best Friends

FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU

Friend

Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...**

friend

Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.

FRiendship

Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.

A special friend is rare indeed,

A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.

Feel good when somebody

Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

Flowers need sunshine,

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.

If u drop me

If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.

Have a heart that never hardens

Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks.

one day Love and friendship met.

one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!"
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.

When it hurts to look back,

When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there

Most people walk

Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.

Friendship is like a glass

Friendship is like a glass

Friendship is like a glass handle it with care because once broken cannot be mended and even if mended.... a crack is always there !!!

A Friend is Sweet

A Friend is Sweet when its NEW Its Sweeter when its TRUE But you know that its the sweetest when it is U.

If u are a chocolate

If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST, If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE, If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST, and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!!

A square has 4 end

A square has 4 end, A triangle has 3 end, segment has 2 end, but our friendship has no end.

Meaning of Friendship

Meaning of Friendship : - F-------FOREVER , R-------RESPONCIBLE , I--------INTELLIGENT , E-------EAGER TO MAIL , N-------NICE , D-------DIVINE , S--------SIMPLE , H-------HEARTLY , I--------INTERSTED , P-------PEACEFUL

destiny decides who u meet

destiny decides who u meet in life but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life.....

Mountain can fly

Mountain can fly,river can dry you can forget me but never can i

a friend is sweet

a friend is sweet when it is new... it is sweeter when it is true.... but you know that..... it is the sweetest when it is u..."

A good Friend is like a computer

A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart.

Smile a while and while you smile

Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE

To handle yourself

To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.

If all my friends were to jump

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

one day Love and friendship met

one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!" Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.

When it hurts to look back

When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there

DON'T frown

DON'T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile

Good FRIENDS

Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

Think Big

Think Big... Think Positive... Think Smart... Think Beautiful... Think Great... I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut... JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

friend

A true friend understands when u say ‘I forgot’, waits 4ever when u say ‘just a min’, stays with u when u say ‘leave me alone’ & opens his heart even b4 u knock

• Friendship is not collection of hearts but it is selection of hearts.

Some people cannot understand,
A friend you've never met.
But then I guess they've never had
A Friendship on the Net.

FRiendship

• NOBODY wants U
NOBODY Loves U
NOBODY misses U
NOBODY needs U
NOBODY cares about U
NOBODY makes U happy,
Don t Cry My Name is NOBODY Read it Now !

Friendship

• Earth may stop Rotating
Birds may stop Flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But I will never stop
THINKING U

A person sends a msg to his friend.

Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai... Lohey ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek na ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega...

Friend replies
Itna maronga k apne zakham chato gay.
Main ne tumhara kya bigara hai jo tum mujhe kato gay?

Friendship is not a Game to Play

It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

You're eyes are soft en tender

You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

we never lose true friends.

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

PRiCeLeSs GiFt

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

The Test of Friendship

The Test of Friendship
the test oF friendship dosen't comes when u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

FRIEND is As Difficult

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

Friendship

Friendship is sweet when it’s new
Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

Ur friend

6 rules to be HAPPY
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

Friends

Make 1000's friends
Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.

True Friends

True friends r like morning
True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever

Friends

Age appears to be best in some things
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep

Friends

Moon said to me to leave your friend
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

FRiendship

Friendship is not a Game to Play
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

few moments in friendship

Few Moments In
F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P :)

Frndz Walking Wid U Holding Ur Hands

Lying On Frnd's Shoulder

Hugging Frnd In Happiness or Difficult Situation

Grabbin Frnd's Food n Eating

Spending 4 Frndz n Spending Frnd's Money

Tears Within or In Our Eyes, On Seeing Tears In Frnd's Eyes

Roaming, Picnic Wid Frndz

Fights, Arguments Wid Him Ending Up In More Understandings.

har nai cheez

HAR NAI CHEEZ, ACHI HOTI HAY...

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.
.
MAGAR DOST PURANA HI ACHA HOTA HAY...!

road has speed

Road Has Speed
Limit
Bank Has Money
Limit
Exam Has Time
Limit
Building Has Height
Limit
Bt Frendship Has
NO Limit

jisey dil ka qalam

JisEy LAmho ki KitAAb Or YAAdon kA CoVEr kEhte hy,

YEhi Woh SubjECt hy jisEy Log "FRIENDSHIP" kEhte hy

always be my friend

I remember those days when we are running and playing together . . .
Fighting over small problems . . . Scolding each other . . . Those events made you a very special one in my life. . .
always be my friend. . . .

dosti

Udas Na hona Q K Main sath hoo"
" Samnay nahi mgr aas paas hoo"
Aankoo ko band kar dil se yaad Karna"
" Main Dosti Ka aik haseen Ehsas HO"

sikh lo

duniya se hasna sikh lo
suraj se chamkna sikh lo
chand se shetalta sikh lo aur
hum se dosti sikh lo!

Friendship

all relations are selected for us before we even know except one that is ....


friendship
so make one of your choice...

FRiendship

MY FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE AN ONION IF U WILL TRY TO CUT IT THEN U WILL FIND JUST TEARS IN UR EYES...

FRiendship

Road Has Speed
Limit
Bank Has Money
Limit
Exam Has Time
Limit
Building Has Height
Limit
Bt Frendship Has
NO Limit

FRiendship

Don't Try To
Have Friend Who Can
Achieve Great Heights,
Have A Friend
Who Can Hold When
You Fall From
The Greatest height ..!!

Friendship

Zindagi udas hone ka naam nahi,
Dosti sirf paas hone ka naam nahi,
Agar tum dur rehkar bhi hamhe yad karo,
is se bada hamare liye koi inaam nahi ….

Friendship

F- field of love
R- root of joy
I- island of God
E-end of sorrow
N-name of hope
D-door of understanding
and
thats why you are my good friend

FRiendship

Why we make friends ???

Cause
they understand
just by looking in ur eyes

Cause
u can say
something stupid or
expose ur deepest
secrets to them

Cause
they believe in
ur dreams, no matter
how silly the

Friend

Life is a railway station
Where love is a train,
it would come & go anytime

But
Friendship is a railway track
====================
It remains forever
so make Good Tracks
RIS

yaad aye kabhi to ankhein

yaad aye kabhi to ankhein na karna hum chale bhi jaye to gham na karna yah zaruri nahi har rishtey ka koi nam ho.par dosti ka ehsas dil se kum na krna.

Friend

"FRIEND"means F-free from all formalities. R-right to say anything. I-in anyway. E-either good or bad. N-no sorry no thanks. D-daatna pitna allowed..!

friend

1+1 = 2 my 2 eyes looking at U, 3+2 = 5 sense missing U,4+3 = 7days thinking of U, 5+7 = 12 months dreaming abt Ubut 99+1 = 100 years If you are a chocolate you are the sweetest, if you are a Teddy Bear you are the most huggable, If you are a Star you are the Brightest, and since you are my “FRIEND� you are the “BEST�! i need a sweet friend like U

Zakham+ U=Marham

Zakham+ U=Marham Tanhai+ U=Mehfil Tears+ U=Smile Rasta+ U=Manzil Noyhing+ U=EverythingMe GREAT STORY OF "FREINDSHIP"

Relationship is like a Garden

Relationship is like a Garden
It’s beautiful when watered with

Love,
Hugs,
Tears
&
Cheers

But It dries up if left untouched

Stay in touch with your love ones

Friends are like quilts

F R I E N D S
Are Like
Q U I L T S
Lives Pieced Together ,
Stitched With Memories ,
And
Bound By Love

My Friendship Means

My Friendship Means

A Little Heart That
Neva Hates

A Cute Smile That
Neva Fades

A Smooth Touch That
Neva Shakes

&

A Strong Relation That
Never Breaks

Value friends more than life

“I value ma friends more
than i value my life.”

So when i say
u r my friend,

it’s just as good
as saying u r my life”.!

Hum khud pe

Hum khud pe "GHAROOR" nhi karty.

Kisi ko dosti k liye "MAJBOOR" nhi karty.

Bus apny dil may basa lety hain.

AUR PHIR


Marty dam tak "DOOR" nhi karty!

For some we loved

Wada na kero agar tum nibha na sako,
Chaho na usko jis ko tum pa na sako,
dost to bohat hain dunya main par,
Ek khaas rakho jis k bina tum muskura na sako.

FRiendship

Jalaate hai hum apne dil ko diye ki tarah..
Teri Zindagi main khushiyon ki roshni laney k liye.
Seh jatey hain her chubhan ko apne pairon taley..
Teri Rahoon main phool bhichane ke liye.

Yaad

Her taraf khamoshi kaa saya hai,
zindagii me pyar kisne paya hai?
hum yaado me jhoomte hai unki,
Aur zamana kehta hai “Dekho aaj phir PEE ke aaya hai.”

For Best Friends

Woh darakht jin per parindon k ghar nahi hotey,
Daraz jitney bhi hon mautbar nahi hotey,
mere doston ki pehchan hai sirf itni,
Un k dilon main nafraton k ghar nahi hotey.

FRiendship

Qarz dosti ka ada kon karay ga?
dost na hon gay to wafa kon karay ga?
aey ALLAH mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
warna mere jinay ki dua kon karay ga?

FRiendship

A person sends a msg to his friend.Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai… Sone ko sona katta hai… Lohey ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek na ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega…

Friend replies
Itna maronga k apne zakham chato gay.
Main ne tumhara kya bigara hai jo tum mujhe kato gay?

The 10 qualities of perfect friend

The 10 qualities of perfect friend

1 great & brave heart
2 sweet & soft voice
3 sharp & fast brain
4 cute & stupid smile
5 loving & caring
6 confident
7 attractive
8 deep connectivity
9 power of speaking truth
10 power of hearing lie about their self

A Wish For A Sweet Friend

~ A Wish For A Sweet Friend ~

May The Sun Always Shine
On Your Windowpane

May A Rainbow Be Certain
To Follow Each Rain

May The Hand Of A Friend
Always Be Near You

May God Fill Your Heart
With Gladness To Cheer You

Flower turns 2 fruit but not vice versa

“Flower Turns 2 Fruit
But
Fruit Cant Turns To Flower”

Just Think
Friendship May Turns 2 Love
But
Love Cant Turns 2 Friendship.

Heart is like a crystal preserve it,

Heart is like a crystal preserve it,
love is like a perfume spread it,
feelings are like flood flow it,
Friendship is like umbrella come lets share it.

Pure friendship

Pure FRIENDSHIP is like SUGARCANE;
you
crush it,
twist it,
squeez it,
beat it to pulp;
all that u’ll get only
“SWEETNESS”

Painted My Life

Every Life In This World
Is Painted By GOD.
I am Thankful To Him
Because When He
Painted My Life
Including
One
Beautiful Colour
Like U…..
As My Friend.

The best feeling in the world

The best feeling in the world is
when yOu think that ur friend forgot you
&
suddenly
yOu receive a msg from ur friend saying
“Hey I am Missing yOu “

Don’t love a friend like a flower

Don’t love a friend like a flower,
Because a flower dies in season.
Love them like a river,
Because a river flows forever.

6 flowers 4 u

*%*%
*%*%*%*
)(
6 flowers 4 u

1:dosti ka
2:Duaon ka
3:khushiyon ka
4:Piyar ka
5: Best life ka
6: Mujhey yamesha YAAD rakhne ka

Friendship and Love are medicine

Friendship and Love are medicine
for any kind of pain
but
be sure that there is no medicine
in the world
for pain given by Love and Friendship.

Friendship is a Golden Chain

Friendship is a Golden Chain
Between 2 Hearts.
Sharing 8 Feelings.
+Love
+Sad
+Happy
+Truth
+Faith
+Secret
+Help
+Feelings…
=Friendship

Asman hum se naraz hay

Aasman Hum Se “NARAAZ� Hai
*T*A*R*O*O*N*
Ka Gussa Bhi “BE-HISAAB� Hai..
Mujh Se Jaltay Hain Yeh “SAB�..
~ Kyun Kay ~
“CHAAND�
Se Behtar “DOST�
Jo Meray “PAAS� Hai.. !!

Keep the lamp of friendship

Keep the lamp of friendship
burning with oil of Love,
because Sun rises in the east
and set in the west

but the Friendship rises in the Heart
and sets after death.

Bird of friendship

´´´´´´´´´´´´´,;****,´´´´
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´´´´´´´´´´´,**¨¨¨@“;“;;-…
´´´´´´´´´-,¨**¨¨¨¨“)““-““““
´´´´´´´´//,***¨¨¨¨*
´´´´´´´(,(**/*“¨““¨¨*
´´´´´´((,*/*;);*)¨¨¨¨*
´´´´´((,**)*/**/¨¨¨”¨*
´´´´,(,****.:)*¨¨¨¨¨¨*
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/**)**¨¨“\\)\\)
*/*¨¨¨¨,…)!))!)…..,(
“,¨¨¨¨_)–“–“——/_.

I’m giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.

SetNeighborhoodId

Ek ajab sa Manzar nazar aata hai
Ek shaks ka bhi hajoom nazar aata hai
Kahan ja kar karun Press Conference
Her ek ke haath mein Joota nazar aata hai

Shairy of the Day

English Shairy of the Day:
The Janaza of Mehbooba nikla from the gali of Mehbooba with lots of zor-o-shor.
The Mehbooba jhanki from the door an boli Mar gaya Haram Khor.

SMS Free ker den

Iblees ne ek din apne shagirdon se kaha logon ko ibadat se door rakhne ka nuskha batao.

Shagirdon ne ek zaban ho ker kaha.

Sir!

SMS Free ker den.

Star Plus

Girl: Main tumhare liye sab chor dongi,
Boy: Ammi Abbu?
Girl: Yes!
Boy: Khana Peena?
Girl: Yes!
Boy: Apni dosten?
Girl: Yes!
Boy: Star Plus?
Girl: Zaban sambhal k baat ker kaminay!

Tableegh pe ja raha hon

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* Katrina +91936164574

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k Number le lo aur Enjoy karo!
Main aaj se Tableegh pe ja raha hon.

Razia Auntie se le lena

Kid: Auntie Mummi ne cheeni mangi hai,

Auntie: Chini dete huye, Acha aur kya kaha tha Mummi ne?

Kid: Agar woh Kamini na de to Razia Auntie se le lena.

Best of Luck

Allah Aapko Gharaq Karay,
.
.
.
.
.
Khushiyon k Gehray Samandar main,
k jis ki gehraiyon tak koi ghum na pohanch saky. Aameen

Sardi nahi lagti

Garmi ka ek faida hai!

batao kya?

Socho!

Soch rahe ho?

To phir batao?

Nahi pata?

To suno!


Sardi nahi lagti.

Job offer in U-Fone

Job offer in U-Fone,
Send your resume to jobs@ufone.com.pk
Location: Lahore
Salary: 80,000
Job Nature:

U-Fone tower pe beth kar Warid k signal roknay hain.

Sheeda Qulfi Walaa

Bus main ek Aadmi charha aur Chilla kar bola!

"Ruk jao koi apni jaga se nahi hilega!"


.

.

.

.


Sheeda Qulfi walaa khud chal kar aapke paas aayega.

Dil ka dard humain

Dil ka dard humain bataty kyon nahi?
Dosti ka Huq hum pe jatatay kyon nahi?
Mar jao gay aise he zor laga lagar kar,
Qabz hai to HASHMI ISAPGHOL khaty kyon nahi?

Woh konsa waqt hai

Woh konsa waqt hai
Jab bhai bhai ka nahi,
Wife husband ki nahi,
Beta Baap ka nahi,
Maa Beti ki nahi,
Beta Maa ka nahi hota?
Jab shadi main Aawaz aati hai,
"Khana lag gaya hai."

Memon SMS

Faqeer ne 1 Memon Aurat se kaha: Mujhe khana mil sakta hai?
Memon Aurat boli: Kal ka salan kha lo gy?
Faqeer: G kha longa,
Memon Aurat: To phir kal aana.

Karachi ka pani

Teacher: Water ka formula batao?
Student: H2 MgCl NaCl HNO3O
Teacher: Ye kya hai?
Student: Sir ye Karachi ka pani hai

Pakistan main shadiyan parents

Pakistan main shadiyan parents ki marzi se hoti hain,
Is liye Dulhay k liye Dulhan surprize hoti hai.
Ghonghat uthanay k baad,

Ya Aishwarya

Ya Jaysoria.

1 aadmi ki car se

1 aadmi ki car se kawwa takra gaya,
Aadmi kawway ko ghar le gaya or pinjre main band kardiya.
Kawway ko jab hosh aaya to khud ko pinjray main dekh kar bola,
Haye Allah Jail ho gai,
Lagta hai Driver mar gaya

Intezar karoo

Hawain kehti hai pyaar karo,
Fizain kehti hai pyaar karo,
Baharain kehti hai pyaar karo,
Or ghar wale kehte hai,
"Tusi nikkay ho hally INTIZAR karo..

Shair likha jata hai

Shair likha jata hai,
Parha jata hai,
Suna jata hai,
Lekin jab Shair samny aata hai,
To Pajama ooper se dheela, Neeche se Geela, aur Peechay se Peela ho jata hai.

Law of Izzat derived from Newton's law

Law of Izzat derived from Newton's law:

Every bad boy continues to do MASTI unless a THAPPAR or SANDAL with a force is exerted upon him by lovely girl.

This force is called BAI IZATTI.
BAIZTI is that characteristic due to which any BEGHAIRAT is compelled to change his state of BAIGHAIRTI into GHAIRAT MANDI.

Aalim sahab mujhe bahar nikalo

Ek Shaikh ko Jin charh gaya,
3 din k baad Jin khud ek Aalim k paas gaya aur bola:

Aalim sahab mujhe bahar nikalo, main to bhooka he mar jaonga.

Memon to his Son

Memon to his Son: Beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar.

Beta: Dad larki dein to uski maa mang lon?

Teesri baar adaalat main

Judge Mujrim se: Tum teesri baar adaalat main aa rahy ho, Tumhain sharam nahi aati?

Mujrim: ha ha ha ha
Tum roz aatay ho tumko aati hai kya?

1 Beauty Parlor ki Publicity board

1 Beauty Parlor ki Publicity board

Per Likha hua tha, "Parlor se nikalne

wali kisi bhi Haseen-o-Jameel Larki

ko na chera jaye, Hoskta hai k wo apki

SAAS ho

Aap apne best friend ki BV

Wife: Aap apne best friend ki BV
k janaze pe nhi gaye

Husband:Kis moo se jaon wo mujhe
3rd BV k jansze pe bula raha hy
aur me ek dafa bhi nhi bulaya

Chor...

1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To
Chor Ne Apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara,

Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,
Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per.

Sharminder tab nhi hoty

Sharminder tab nhi hoty Jb zuban se
buri baat nikal jaye,

Sharminda hum tab b nhi hoty Jab dil
se kisi ki yaad nikal jaye,

Sharmindagi tu tub hoti hai hamain
jab shaadi mein khamoshi ho or zor
se PAAD nikal jaye.

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Afsurda Poem

Phoolon Ki Malka,

Baharon ki Shahzadi,

Phoolon ki Malka baharon ki shahzadi.

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Dil Tor ke chali gayi

Kutti,
Kameeni,
Haramzadi!

Bhai ye sab kaise hua?

Husband apni Wife ka Janaza le ker ja raha tha,

Janaze ke aage ik kutta aur peeche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,

Ik Admi aa kar poochta hai...
Bhai ye sab kaise hua?


Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha.

Aadmi: ye kutta 1 din ke liye mujhe de do.

Husband: Peeche line mein lag jao.

Kitne Unit Giray.

1 Shaikh ko current lag gia,
Logon ne bari mushkil se Wire se juda kia
Or pocha k Tabiat kesi hai?


Shaikh: Muje choro pehlay ye dakho k kitne unit giray.

Fair n Lovely

APne husan per itna gharor na kar sab 2 din ki masti hai

Tera husan bhi tab tak qaaim hai jb tak

"Fair n Lovely" sassti hai:->

Papa ye wrong numbr tha

FATHER: Beti Aj tum ne Phone per sirf 1 ganta bat ki, Tum ne to kabi 4 Ghantay se kum Bat hi nahi ki

BETI: "Papa ye wrong numbr tha".

"A.G" kyoun kehti ho

Shohar: ye tum mujh ko bhary bazar main "A.G" kyoun kehti ho?

Biwi: ab bhary bazar main "Array Ghady" kahoun gi to kya acha lagay ga

Performance Pressure::::

Performance Pressure:


Poultry farm ke malik ne tammam Murgiyon ko Order diya "Agar tum logon
ne kal se Do - Do ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band"

Murgiya dar gayi, sab ne do do ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda
diya "

Malik "tum ne 1 anda hi kyon diya ".



Jawab mila.




Sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai waise main to Murga hoon.

Aurat ki zindagi

Aurat ki zindagi

Lambi,
Hansti,
Muskarati

Aur

Tension se Azad kiu hoti hai??

Why??

Very Simple...

Kiu ke aurat ki Biwi nahi hoti...

Jab main tumko maarta hon

Baap: Beta jab main tumko maarta hon to tum apna Ghussa kese nikaltay ho?
Beta: Bathroom saaf kar k.
Baap: To us se mera kya bigarta hai?

Beta: Baathrom aapke TOOTH BRUSH se saaf karta hon.

Pakistan responsiblePakistan responsible

9-11; Pakistan responsible

Mumbai blast;Pakistan responsible

Rise of taliban;Pakistan responsible

Korea nuclear bomb;Pakistan responsible

Iran nuclear preparation;Pakistan responsible

Conclusion

Pakistan is the most responsible country in the world

So proud 2 be a Pakistani

Pakistan Zindabad.

hockey aur cricket me kya fark hy ???

Hockey aur Cricket me kya farak hai??

Hockey main Pakistan 1 ghantay main zalil hota hai

Jab ke

Cricket main 9 ghantay lag jate hain…

Mood mai nhi hai

Girl: Tum din main kitni bar shave karte ho?
Boy: Taqreeban 30 bar.
Girl: kiya tum pagal ho?
Boy: Nahi main NAAI hoon.

1 Pakistani ne

1 Pakistani ne 24 ghnte tk pani mai sans rok kar rehne ka rcord qaim kya hai jinhe kal
.

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Bad namaz e zuher mewa shah qabristan mai dafnaya jaega..

Breaking News on Geo TV

Breaking News on Geo TV.

Pakistan main Load Shedding khatam

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Abhi itna hi suna tha k light chali
gai:-(

50 rupay pakro

Police officer 2 his son!

Tumhara result acha nhi aaya,

Aaj se tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhna band

Son!Ye 50 rupay pakro aur is baat ko yaheen dabado.

Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.

Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.
Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.

Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!

Chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

Aadmee Biwi Se Darta Hai

Or

Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

Sabit HOA


DUNIA GOL HAY !

Anmol Batain .. !

Tumhari Taraqi Main sab say bari rikawat tumhari Biwi hay !



(Hazrat Asif Ali Zardari)

Breaking News!

Aaj India ke Prime Minister Man Mohan Singh kele ke chilke se slip ho gaye!


Prime Minister ka ye kehna hai ke...

Kela Pakistani thi..

1st friend .. yar tumhare ball q jhar rahe hain ?

1st Friend: Yar tumhare ball q jhar rahe hain ?
2nd Friend: Yar tension se.
1st: Kesi tension?

2nd: Yahi k ball q jhar rahe hain..

Bilawal ke abbu

Benazir apni new kitaab mein likhti hein aaj kal...

A for Apple.

B for Banana..!

Bilawal ke abbu zara jaldi 'Ooper' aana...

Aameen...!

Dil chahta hai...

70 Years Old Man: Dil chahta hai ke ab shaadi kar loon.

Friend: Kar lo.

Old Man: Kisi bewa se kar lon?

Friend: Kunwari se hi kar lo, Bewa apne aap ho jayegi.

Zameen se le kar aasman tak

Aasman se le kar zameen tak

Zameen se le kar aasman tak

Aasman se le kar zameen tak

Zameen se le kar aasman tak

Aasman se le kar zameen tak

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Bas hawa hi hawa hai..

What's Your Cast?

Teacher: What's Your Cast?

Student: Pehle Hum shaikh the

Phir qureshi Howe,Phir Rajput Hogaye,

Ab Hain jutt,Aage Mummy Ki Marzi...

Chehra tu dekho

Your account has been recharged successfully with Rs 85.91.
Your new balance is now Rs 129.74.

Aha!

Chehra tu dekho jaisay pathan ko
niswar mil gai ho.

Mara Sona Pakistan

In A cricket Match. A girl painted pakistani flag in her Face. A Boy Kissed hER And Said . . Mara Sona Pakistan.

Le fair Gayee O

Wapda Light Controlar:

Niyyat karta hoon,

2 se 3 Ghantey Light le jane ki,

Wastey Apni Hakoomat k,

Zulam Ghreeb Awam per,

Moo Switch ki taraf,

Le Fair Gayee O....

Sister

1 doctor ki shadi nurse say ho gai:

Friend: Suna yar ,kesi life chal rahi rahi hai?

Doctor: Yaar kya sunaoo jab tak sister na kaho sunti he nai.

AAYA SAWAN JHOOM K

Aik Sahib ki car k peechay likha tha:

"SAWAN KO ANAY DO"
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Peeche se ek Truck ne aa kar thok dia.
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Truck pe likha tha:

"AAYA SAWAN JHOOM K"

Pakistanio ki Hakumat

Dunya men 1 Wakt esa aye ga Jab Dunya pr

Pakistanio ki Hakumat ho gi.

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Kiu k

Baki insan Taraqqqi kr k

Chand pr ja Chukay hogey.

MELA msg of month:

Most MELA msg of month:

Batao wo konsa amal hai jismy Raahat
or Laanat dono ek saath milti hein?



Haar maani?


Answer is



PooOOoOon...;-)

Film ghajni mein...

Film Ghajni mein heroine ke marne wale seen se aik sabak seekhne ko milta hai.


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Murgha-Murghi Ki Love Story

1 Murgha-Murghi Ki Love Story

Murgha: I Love You

Murghi: Tum Mere Liye Kia Ker Sakte Ho?

Murgha: Kuch Bhi!

Murghi: Chalo Phir 1 Anda De k Dikhao.

For some we loved

For some we loved, the loveliest and the best
That from His vintage rolling Time hath pressed,
Have drunk the Cup a round or two before,
And one by one crept silently to rest.

I Lost A World

I lost a world the other day.
Has anybody found?
You?ll know it by the row of stars
Around its forehead bound.

A rich man might not notice it;
Yet to my frugal eye
Of more esteem than ducats.
Oh, find it, Sir, for me!

The Passionate Shepherd to His Love

Come live with me and be my love,
And we will all the pleasures prove,
That valleys, groves, hills and fields,
Woods or steepy mountains yields.

And we will sit upon the rocks,
Seeing the shepherds feed their flocks
By shallow rivers, to whose falls
Melodious birds sing madrigals.

And I will make thee beds of roses,
And a thousand fragrant posies,
A cap of flowers and a kirtle
Embroidered all with leaves of myrtle;