Free SMS and Text Messages: 04/17/09

Friday, April 17, 2009

yaad aye kabhi to ankhein

yaad aye kabhi to ankhein na karna hum chale bhi jaye to gham na karna yah zaruri nahi har rishtey ka koi nam ho.par dosti ka ehsas dil se kum na krna.

Friend

"FRIEND"means F-free from all formalities. R-right to say anything. I-in anyway. E-either good or bad. N-no sorry no thanks. D-daatna pitna allowed..!

1+1 = 2 my 2 eyes looking at U, 3+2 = 5 sense missing U,4+3 = 7days thinking of U, 5+7 = 12 months dreaming abt Ubut 99+1 = 100 years If you are a chocolate you are the sweetest, if you are a Teddy Bear you are the most huggable, If you are a Star you are the Brightest, and since you are my Ã¢â‚¬Å“FRIENDÃ¢â‚¬� you are the Ã¢â‚¬Å“BESTÃ¢â‚¬�! i need a sweet friend like U

Zakham+ U=Marham

Zakham+ U=Marham Tanhai+ U=Mehfil Tears+ U=Smile Rasta+ U=Manzil Noyhing+ U=EverythingMe GREAT STORY OF "FREINDSHIP"

Relationship is like a Garden

Relationship is like a Garden
It’s beautiful when watered with

Love,
Hugs,
Tears
&
Cheers

But It dries up if left untouched

Stay in touch with your love ones

Friends are like quilts

F R I E N D S
Are Like
Q U I L T S
Lives Pieced Together ,
Stitched With Memories ,
And
Bound By Love

My Friendship Means

A Little Heart That
Neva Hates

A Cute Smile That
Neva Fades

A Smooth Touch That
Neva Shakes

A Strong Relation That
Never Breaks

Value friends more than life

“I value ma friends more
than i value my life.”

So when i say
u r my friend,

it’s just as good
as saying u r my life”.!

Hum khud pe

Hum khud pe "GHAROOR" nhi karty.

Kisi ko dosti k liye "MAJBOOR" nhi karty.

Bus apny dil may basa lety hain.

AUR PHIR

Marty dam tak "DOOR" nhi karty!

For some we loved

Wada na kero agar tum nibha na sako,
Chaho na usko jis ko tum pa na sako,
dost to bohat hain dunya main par,
Ek khaas rakho jis k bina tum muskura na sako.

FRiendship

Jalaate hai hum apne dil ko diye ki tarah..
Teri Zindagi main khushiyon ki roshni laney k liye.
Seh jatey hain her chubhan ko apne pairon taley..
Teri Rahoon main phool bhichane ke liye.

Yaad

Her taraf khamoshi kaa saya hai,
zindagii me pyar kisne paya hai?
hum yaado me jhoomte hai unki,
Aur zamana kehta hai “Dekho aaj phir PEE ke aaya hai.”

For Best Friends

Woh darakht jin per parindon k ghar nahi hotey,
Daraz jitney bhi hon mautbar nahi hotey,
mere doston ki pehchan hai sirf itni,
Un k dilon main nafraton k ghar nahi hotey.

FRiendship

Qarz dosti ka ada kon karay ga?
dost na hon gay to wafa kon karay ga?
aey ALLAH mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
warna mere jinay ki dua kon karay ga?

FRiendship

A person sends a msg to his friend.Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai… Sone ko sona katta hai… Lohey ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek na ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega…

Friend replies
Itna maronga k apne zakham chato gay.
Main ne tumhara kya bigara hai jo tum mujhe kato gay?

The 10 qualities of perfect friend

1 great & brave heart
2 sweet & soft voice
3 sharp & fast brain
4 cute & stupid smile
5 loving & caring
6 confident
7 attractive
8 deep connectivity
9 power of speaking truth
10 power of hearing lie about their self

A Wish For A Sweet Friend

~ A Wish For A Sweet Friend ~

May The Sun Always Shine
On Your Windowpane

May A Rainbow Be Certain
To Follow Each Rain

May The Hand Of A Friend
Always Be Near You

May God Fill Your Heart
With Gladness To Cheer You

Flower turns 2 fruit but not vice versa

“Flower Turns 2 Fruit
But
Fruit Cant Turns To Flower”

Just Think
Friendship May Turns 2 Love
But
Love Cant Turns 2 Friendship.

Heart is like a crystal preserve it,

Heart is like a crystal preserve it,
love is like a perfume spread it,
feelings are like flood flow it,
Friendship is like umbrella come lets share it.

Pure friendship

Pure FRIENDSHIP is like SUGARCANE;
you
crush it,
twist it,
squeez it,
beat it to pulp;
all that u’ll get only
“SWEETNESS”

Painted My Life

Every Life In This World
Is Painted By GOD.
I am Thankful To Him
Because When He
Painted My Life
Including
One
Beautiful Colour
Like U…..
As My Friend.

The best feeling in the world

The best feeling in the world is
when yOu think that ur friend forgot you
&
suddenly
yOu receive a msg from ur friend saying
“Hey I am Missing yOu “

Don’t love a friend like a flower

Don’t love a friend like a flower,
Because a flower dies in season.
Love them like a river,
Because a river flows forever.

6 flowers 4 u

*%*%
*%*%*%*
)(
6 flowers 4 u

1:dosti ka
2:Duaon ka
3:khushiyon ka
4:Piyar ka
5: Best life ka
6: Mujhey yamesha YAAD rakhne ka

Friendship and Love are medicine

Friendship and Love are medicine
for any kind of pain
but
be sure that there is no medicine
in the world
for pain given by Love and Friendship.

Friendship is a Golden Chain

Friendship is a Golden Chain
Between 2 Hearts.
Sharing 8 Feelings.
+Love
+Sad
+Happy
+Truth
+Faith
+Secret
+Help
+Feelings…
=Friendship

Asman hum se naraz hay

Aasman Hum Se â€œNARAAZâ€� Hai
*T*A*R*O*O*N*
Ka Gussa Bhi â€œBE-HISAABâ€� Hai..
Mujh Se Jaltay Hain Yeh â€œSABâ€�..
~ Kyun Kay ~
â€œCHAANDâ€�
Se Behtar â€œDOSTâ€�
Jo Meray â€œPAASâ€� Hai.. !!

Keep the lamp of friendship

Keep the lamp of friendship
burning with oil of Love,
because Sun rises in the east
and set in the west

but the Friendship rises in the Heart
and sets after death.

Bird of friendship

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´´´´´´´´´-,¨**¨¨¨¨“)““-““““
´´´´´´´´//,***¨¨¨¨*
´´´´´´´(,(**/*“¨““¨¨*
´´´´´´((,*/*;);*)¨¨¨¨*
´´´´´((,**)*/**/¨¨¨”¨*
´´´´,(,****.:)*¨¨¨¨¨¨*
´´´((,*****)¨¨¨¨¨¨¨*
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/**)**¨¨“\\)\\)
*/*¨¨¨¨,…)!))!)…..,(
“,¨¨¨¨_)–“–“——/_.

I’m giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.

SetNeighborhoodId

Ek ajab sa Manzar nazar aata hai
Ek shaks ka bhi hajoom nazar aata hai
Kahan ja kar karun Press Conference
Her ek ke haath mein Joota nazar aata hai

Shairy of the Day

English Shairy of the Day:
The Janaza of Mehbooba nikla from the gali of Mehbooba with lots of zor-o-shor.
The Mehbooba jhanki from the door an boli Mar gaya Haram Khor.

SMS Free ker den

Iblees ne ek din apne shagirdon se kaha logon ko ibadat se door rakhne ka nuskha batao.

Shagirdon ne ek zaban ho ker kaha.

Sir!

SMS Free ker den.

Tableegh pe ja raha hon

* Sushmita +929821420167

* Katrina +91936164574

* Bipasha +919822923242

* Karina +919874572585

k Number le lo aur Enjoy karo!
Main aaj se Tableegh pe ja raha hon.

Razia Auntie se le lena

Kid: Auntie Mummi ne cheeni mangi hai,

Auntie: Chini dete huye, Acha aur kya kaha tha Mummi ne?

Kid: Agar woh Kamini na de to Razia Auntie se le lena.

Best of Luck

Allah Aapko Gharaq Karay,
.
.
.
.
.
Khushiyon k Gehray Samandar main,
k jis ki gehraiyon tak koi ghum na pohanch saky. Aameen

Sardi nahi lagti

Garmi ka ek faida hai!

batao kya?

Socho!

Soch rahe ho?

To phir batao?

Nahi pata?

To suno!

Sardi nahi lagti.

Job offer in U-Fone

Job offer in U-Fone,
Send your resume to jobs@ufone.com.pk
Location: Lahore
Salary: 80,000
Job Nature:

U-Fone tower pe beth kar Warid k signal roknay hain.

Sheeda Qulfi Walaa

Bus main ek Aadmi charha aur Chilla kar bola!

"Ruk jao koi apni jaga se nahi hilega!"

.

.

.

.

Sheeda Qulfi walaa khud chal kar aapke paas aayega.

Dil ka dard humain

Dil ka dard humain bataty kyon nahi?
Dosti ka Huq hum pe jatatay kyon nahi?
Mar jao gay aise he zor laga lagar kar,
Qabz hai to HASHMI ISAPGHOL khaty kyon nahi?

Woh konsa waqt hai

Woh konsa waqt hai
Jab bhai bhai ka nahi,
Wife husband ki nahi,
Beta Baap ka nahi,
Maa Beti ki nahi,
Beta Maa ka nahi hota?
Jab shadi main Aawaz aati hai,
"Khana lag gaya hai."

Memon SMS

Faqeer ne 1 Memon Aurat se kaha: Mujhe khana mil sakta hai?
Memon Aurat boli: Kal ka salan kha lo gy?
Faqeer: G kha longa,
Memon Aurat: To phir kal aana.

Karachi ka pani

Teacher: Water ka formula batao?
Student: H2 MgCl NaCl HNO3O
Teacher: Ye kya hai?
Student: Sir ye Karachi ka pani hai

Pakistan main shadiyan parents

Pakistan main shadiyan parents ki marzi se hoti hain,
Is liye Dulhay k liye Dulhan surprize hoti hai.
Ghonghat uthanay k baad,

Ya Aishwarya

Ya Jaysoria.

1 aadmi ki car se

1 aadmi ki car se kawwa takra gaya,
Aadmi kawway ko ghar le gaya or pinjre main band kardiya.
Kawway ko jab hosh aaya to khud ko pinjray main dekh kar bola,
Haye Allah Jail ho gai,
Lagta hai Driver mar gaya

Intezar karoo

Hawain kehti hai pyaar karo,
Fizain kehti hai pyaar karo,
Baharain kehti hai pyaar karo,
Or ghar wale kehte hai,
"Tusi nikkay ho hally INTIZAR karo..

Shair likha jata hai

Shair likha jata hai,
Parha jata hai,
Suna jata hai,
Lekin jab Shair samny aata hai,
To Pajama ooper se dheela, Neeche se Geela, aur Peechay se Peela ho jata hai.

Law of Izzat derived from Newton's law

Law of Izzat derived from Newton's law:

Every bad boy continues to do MASTI unless a THAPPAR or SANDAL with a force is exerted upon him by lovely girl.

This force is called BAI IZATTI.
BAIZTI is that characteristic due to which any BEGHAIRAT is compelled to change his state of BAIGHAIRTI into GHAIRAT MANDI.

Aalim sahab mujhe bahar nikalo

Ek Shaikh ko Jin charh gaya,
3 din k baad Jin khud ek Aalim k paas gaya aur bola:

Aalim sahab mujhe bahar nikalo, main to bhooka he mar jaonga.

Memon to his Son

Memon to his Son: Beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar.

Beta: Dad larki dein to uski maa mang lon?

Teesri baar adaalat main

Judge Mujrim se: Tum teesri baar adaalat main aa rahy ho, Tumhain sharam nahi aati?

Mujrim: ha ha ha ha
Tum roz aatay ho tumko aati hai kya?

1 Beauty Parlor ki Publicity board

1 Beauty Parlor ki Publicity board

Per Likha hua tha, "Parlor se nikalne

wali kisi bhi Haseen-o-Jameel Larki

ko na chera jaye, Hoskta hai k wo apki

SAAS ho

Aap apne best friend ki BV

Wife: Aap apne best friend ki BV
k janaze pe nhi gaye

Husband:Kis moo se jaon wo mujhe
3rd BV k jansze pe bula raha hy
aur me ek dafa bhi nhi bulaya

Chor...

1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To
Chor Ne Apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara,

Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,
Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per.

Sharminder tab nhi hoty

Sharminder tab nhi hoty Jb zuban se
buri baat nikal jaye,

Sharminda hum tab b nhi hoty Jab dil
se kisi ki yaad nikal jaye,

Sharmindagi tu tub hoti hai hamain
jab shaadi mein khamoshi ho or zor
se PAAD nikal jaye.


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L_/_/

Afsurda Poem

Phoolon Ki Malka,

Baharon ki Shahzadi,

Phoolon ki Malka baharon ki shahzadi.

.

Dil Tor ke chali gayi

Kutti,
Kameeni,
Haramzadi!

Bhai ye sab kaise hua?

Husband apni Wife ka Janaza le ker ja raha tha,

Janaze ke aage ik kutta aur peeche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,

Ik Admi aa kar poochta hai...
Bhai ye sab kaise hua?

Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha.

Aadmi: ye kutta 1 din ke liye mujhe de do.

Husband: Peeche line mein lag jao.

Kitne Unit Giray.

1 Shaikh ko current lag gia,
Logon ne bari mushkil se Wire se juda kia
Or pocha k Tabiat kesi hai?

Shaikh: Muje choro pehlay ye dakho k kitne unit giray.

Fair n Lovely

APne husan per itna gharor na kar sab 2 din ki masti hai

Tera husan bhi tab tak qaaim hai jb tak

"Fair n Lovely" sassti hai:->

Papa ye wrong numbr tha

FATHER: Beti Aj tum ne Phone per sirf 1 ganta bat ki, Tum ne to kabi 4 Ghantay se kum Bat hi nahi ki

BETI: "Papa ye wrong numbr tha".

"A.G" kyoun kehti ho

Shohar: ye tum mujh ko bhary bazar main "A.G" kyoun kehti ho?

Biwi: ab bhary bazar main "Array Ghady" kahoun gi to kya acha lagay ga

Performance Pressure::::

Performance Pressure:

Poultry farm ke malik ne tammam Murgiyon ko Order diya "Agar tum logon
ne kal se Do - Do ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band"

Murgiya dar gayi, sab ne do do ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda
diya "

Malik "tum ne 1 anda hi kyon diya ".

Jawab mila.

Sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai waise main to Murga hoon.

Aurat ki zindagi

Aurat ki zindagi

Lambi,
Hansti,
Muskarati

Aur

Tension se Azad kiu hoti hai??

Why??

Very Simple...

Kiu ke aurat ki Biwi nahi hoti...

Jab main tumko maarta hon

Baap: Beta jab main tumko maarta hon to tum apna Ghussa kese nikaltay ho?
Beta: Bathroom saaf kar k.
Baap: To us se mera kya bigarta hai?

Beta: Baathrom aapke TOOTH BRUSH se saaf karta hon.

Pakistan responsiblePakistan responsible

9-11; Pakistan responsible

Mumbai blast;Pakistan responsible

Rise of taliban;Pakistan responsible

Korea nuclear bomb;Pakistan responsible

Iran nuclear preparation;Pakistan responsible

Conclusion

Pakistan is the most responsible country in the world

So proud 2 be a Pakistani

Pakistan Zindabad.

For some we loved, the loveliest and the best
That from His vintage rolling Time hath pressed,
Have drunk the Cup a round or two before,
And one by one crept silently to rest.

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